BIO:
One
day a thousand years ago there was a man standing outside a church
in what is now modern Ipswich, England. He was filthy and very possibly
deranged. Every day that man would rise from his rat infested pile
of rags that was his alley bed and berate the citizens of the town.
Churchgoers believed him a saint of some persuasion until he began
to defile the steps of the local church in all sorts of ways all
the while screaming against God and the king. One day in the middle
of having one of his bizarre public fits, he stood board straight,
fell silent and closed his eyes. Slowliy he raised his hands as
if suddenly realizing a triumph, his eyes opened. The people stared
on in curious wonder as he began to chant: "The Moving Front!
The Moving Front!" He pumped his fists as he took a victory
lap of the church. Then he said "One thousand years, The Moving
Front! woooohooo!" and died right there in the street. No one
ever new what that was about, and the man didn't really exist, but
ONE THOUSAND YEARS LATER THEMOVING FRONT WAS BORN!!!!